I do plenty of work at the office. I also know how to multi-task.
Seriously, I start my work day at 6:30 AM, work right through my lunch and right till 3:30. That's Nine (count them) 9 hours and I only charge for 7.5 hour days. So, I'm allowed to mess around on the forums for 1.5 hours a day.
And that's a normal day. In the past, I was know to work 120 hour weeks (7 days a week) but that wasn't good for my health and my family so I quit that nonsense. My Paychecks were for 240 hours per 2 week period.
Now, how do you explain your online status, Mr. who has the most posts in not one but many forums?