You asked for it.... And today I drove to my favorite moonshine joint, bought 2 gallons. Took several snorts , continued on for 87 miles to my favorite pizza place, ate 2 large pizzas. On Monday they have a buy one get one free deal. Asked for a half glass of water, went outside and filled it up with shine. By the time I got back in my food was ready. I tell you that hooch gives you a appetite. Before I left, I gave my little Kia a good size shot of shine in the tank, by the time I hit the road , she had flames coming outta the tail pipe. Only thing I could find stuck was a loaded tractor trailer. I hooked to it and I'm a telling you, that little Kia soul had that 80,000 lb. truck back in the road. Flame coming outta my tail pipe scorched his bumper. He wouldn't pay me on account of that. When I got back and turned off into the sugar sand that thing was spinning so bad , it buried the front wheels up to the axles. I was so drunk I didn't care, so I just staggered home. All that spinning really hurt my gas mileage. It was only getting 5.45 mpg. After I pass out and wake up, I need one Y'all to come and pull it out for me. I'll have a hang over, so don't bother asking for any money. I gots around 3 ounces left in the 2nd jug if you want it. ✌